This is one time where television really fails to capture the excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
Looks like Punxsutawney Phil is calling for six more weeks of winter, but not all the other groundhogs prognosticators of prognosticators agree.
Honestly, this is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off, waiting to worship a rat. This holiday used to mean something in this town. They used to take the hog out and they used to eat it. You’re hypocrites, all of you!