25 July 2008
The doctors have started to induce labor with my sister, who has gone quite a bit over her due date. (My sister can't turn anything in on time, sheesh!) The process can be slow, but at the moment my mother thinks we can expect delivery sometime on Saturday. Labor induction is apparently a slow process. And I thought it was some doctor standing at the foot of the bed, waving a loaded pistol, and shouting, "Give birth, or tomorrow the mayor of Gotham City will die! I'm an OBGYN of my word. Hahahahahahahahahaha!"